Your brain is manipulating you & how you can get even!

Disclaimer

1. I am neither a certified hormone specialist nor an uncertified one.
2. If this article seems nuts to you, you are reading it correctly.
3. If you do not read this article, you are nuts.

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So, do you remember how you felt when you did the following:
- Walked on a beautiful weather day through a pretty park
- Stood at the edge of a cliff and looked at how far you could fall
- Were caressed by that special someone, as opposed to that not special one.

Remember all those strange feelings. Did you ever stop and think that maybe someone was controlling you. That your reaction was predetermined. Well, maybe you were not quite the fool. But, you certainly were on a ride of a lifetime.

That master of your destiny was a tiny liquid called hormone. Yeah, thats the one. Controlling all 50 kgs to 150 kgs of you. (If you weigh less than 50kgs or more than 150 kgs, still applies but its just not quite as fun writing this).

Here is how 1 gram of hormone can mess with your head:
1. Make you feel relaxed and safe in about 10 seconds flat
2. Envelope you in a disgusting sadness
3. Make a woman feel like a mother to her kids
4. Make you feel like beating the crap out of someone until they end up beating the crap out of you.

And yeah, your hormones do this real fast. Did you really have a chance?

So, the real question is what do you do about it? Are you the master of your destiny? Or just another disillusioned nutjob who lost the fight before the first round even ended? Do you even have a chance?

Well, maybe, its time you raised the game. Smiled in the face of danger. Felt rich when you were broke. Trusted even when you had too much to lose. Let go of your instincts & instead take them by the horns. Yeah, thats right. Your hormones have horns. And its time, you showed them who is boss.

Give it a shot. For every secretion that misguided you, for every time your instincts lost that which ought to have been yours, here is your chance. Its a call to arms. And, your brain & hormone needs to know who is the boss. Let the war begin.

Do you feel lucky, punk ? Do ya ?

Chances that you could be among those who cannot read a book or sign your name - 15%
Chances that your child could be among those who are in poverty - 50%
Chances that you earned less than $2.5 today - 50%
Chances that people reading this blog will have alcohol in a week's time - 90%
Chances that you could be one of those who drink unsafe water - 15%
Chances that you should be starving - 33%
Chances that you feel like crap after reading these global stats - 95%
Chances that you will do something about this - Less than 1%


So you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?